Why You Shouldn’t Triage Your Date

"Welcome to the Emergency Department. What brings you in tonight?" "I'm having chest pain." (I now initiate eye contact and pay more attention) "Okay. [typing noises] When did it start?" "Five days ago." (less concerned now) "Does it hurt more when you breathe or cough?" "Yea. It hurts the worst when I cough." Bingo. You can … Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Triage Your Date

The Hunchback in Heels

"Okay, everyone, squeeze together! Smile!" [a pause, photographer squints at camera screen] "Hmm...okay. Almost perfect, but a couple changes: Lauren, honey, fix your strap. And Kayla, can you duck down a bit? You’re just a little too tall [laughs], and you’re blocking Dan." TIMEOUT. Do you know what just happened? I was asked to "duck" … Continue reading The Hunchback in Heels